Sherilyn Fenn: Billie Frank

Quotes 

• Syd : [about the new web page Billie's supposed to take care of]  Are we on the internet yet?

  Billie : Didn't you hear the internet's closed today?

• Billie : Apparently God has chosen to punish me by making me work for someone who actually wants me to work.

• Sidney Gibson : Look, I like you.

  Billie : [pleasantly surprised]  Oh.

  Sidney Gibson : No, I don't. The point is: everything I've got is tied up in this company and I can't afford to carry any deadweight.

  Billie : I'm not deadweight, I'm a lightweight! I mean, look, I know this company. I know where everything is... kind of, and... can't you please just give me a chance?

  Sidney Gibson : Alright, alright, I'll let you stay for the day.

  Billie : Yes!

  Sidney Gibson : Well, get me a cup of coffee!

  Billie : [over-motivated]  Coffee, okay! I'm gonna get *you* a cup of coffee!

  [lowering her voice] 

  Billie : If only I knew were it was I would do that.

• Sidney Gibson : There's something wrong with my coffee.

  Billie : [looking into Syd's cup]  Oh, there's no coffee in here.

  Sidney Gibson : That's what's wrong.