Laugh-In (TV Series)
Richard Crenna, Janet Leigh (1971)
Dan Rowan: Self - Host
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Quotes
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Dan Rowan : Tonight, we're gonna take a look at what millions of Americans, young and old, do in their spare time.
Dick Martin : You can't show that on television!
Dan Rowan : I'm talking about the Mod World of Toys and Games.
Dick Martin : Oh... .
Dan Rowan : Do you realize how much money is spent in this country on dolls alone?
Dick Martin : Well, if you get the right doll alone, it's worth it.
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Dick Martin : I love vegetables, good for ya. I grow them in my organic garden.
Dan Rowan : You have an organic garden?
Dick Martin : Yeah, there's an organ in it.
Dan Rowan : Oh, come on! You don't have an organ in your garden.
Dick Martin : You're right. I'm just kidding. I do have a string quartet in the bean patch, though.
Dan Rowan : I'm sorry I mentioned it. I...
Dick Martin : A stroling accordionist in the chilli peppers. They love "Lady of Spain".
Dan Rowan : I don't wanna hear about it.