Laugh-In (TV Series)
Guest Starring Art Carney (1970)
Art Carney: Guest Performer, Ed Norton, The Masked Lobster
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Quotes
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Art Carney : I have nothing against young people personally. I just hope my kid doesn't become one.
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Art Carney : You know, if they continue with these communal marriages, they'll have to give quantity discount divorces.
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Ed Norton : Hey, Ralph! Yo, Ralph! Hey, Ralph! Come on upstairs! It's time to watch Laugh-In!
Ralph Kramden : [off screen] Norton, are you crazy? You don't have a set!
Ed Norton : That's the best way to watch that show!
[laughs]
Ed Norton : All right, we'll use your set! Come on up, will ya?
[Ralph enters and Norton notices that Ralph is African-American]
Ed Norton : Hey, Ralph, you ask me, I think you been up in that Miami Sun a little too long.
Ralph Kramden : Norton, shut up and turn on the set!