Quotes
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D.J. : [besides playing video games] There's nothing else to do.
Jackie : Aw, sure there is! When your Mom and I were your age, kids used to ride their bikes all over, and build tree forts, and dress up dogs in funny clothes... all kinds of stuff.
D.J. : Fine. I'll go outside if I have to.
Roseanne : Dress up dogs?
Jackie : Yeah, the little white dog with a black eye.
Roseanne : That wasn't us! That was "The Little Rascals"!
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Roseanne : [on the phone with Crystal, trying to plan an evening out] Crystal, well we're supposed to go out tonight... I can't believe you've known about it for a week, and you still haven't even found a babysitter yet... Well, there's got to be some responsible teen-age girls out there. Let me ask Becky or Darlene. Maybe they know somebody... Okay, I'll call you back later. Bye.
Jackie : Can't find anybody she trusts, huh.
Roseanne : Nope, she might have to end up leaving them kids with her husband.
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Jackie : [talking about what happened at the Lobo] One of the drivers I work with was there. He said Mark got really drunk. He put his hand through the jukebox, and Dan had to go down there and smooth everything over.
Roseanne : So, thaaaat's what's going on. I kneeeew I was busting Dan's chops for somethin'! I just didn't know what.