Roseanne (TV Series)

Second Time Around (1991)

Natalie West: Crystal Anderson-Conner

Quotes 

• Crystal Anderson-Conner : [talking about determining the sex Crystal's unborn baby]  This is stupid.

  Roseanne : Yeah, your right, let's do it the scientific way. Let me look at your butt.

  Jackie : What are you talking about?

  Roseanne : It's a scientific fact, Jackie, if it's a flat pancake butt it's a girl, and if it's a big ol' bubble butt it's a boy.

• Jackie : Okay Crystal, what are we going to name this baby?

  Crystal Anderson-Conner : Well, we have a tradition in our family. My grandmother was Ruby, and my mother was Amber, and I'm Crystal. So, I was thinking that, this must stop.