Roseanne (TV Series)
Second Time Around (1991)
Roseanne Barr: Roseanne Conner
Quotes
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Crystal Anderson-Conner : [talking about determining the sex Crystal's unborn baby] This is stupid.
Roseanne : Yeah, your right, let's do it the scientific way. Let me look at your butt.
Jackie : What are you talking about?
Roseanne : It's a scientific fact, Jackie, if it's a flat pancake butt it's a girl, and if it's a big ol' bubble butt it's a boy.
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Birth Class Instructor : [Lamaze class] I'm sure a lot of you have been thinking of questions since the last class. Anybody?
Woman : Uh, yeah, this is my first baby, and I was wondering how long it takes to push it out.
Roseanne : [chuckles] Eighteen years.