Roseanne (TV Series)
Santa Claus (1991)
Bradley Pierce: Jason
Quotes
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Child : [Roseanne is dressed as Santa] Remember this?
[indicating the teddy bear he brought with him]
Roseanne : Well now, Jason, Santa sees an awful lot of teddy bears.
Child : You gave it to me last year.
Roseanne : Well that's because you were such a good boy!
Child : I hate it! I wrote you a letter asking for a truck.
Roseanne : Hmmm. Mrs. Claus, come here a minute, please.
Jackie : [dressed as Mrs. Claus] Yes, Santa.
Roseanne : There seems to be some mix up. I never got Jason's letter. Now I want you to get on the phone and find the elf responsible for this, and fire him immediately! He's gone! He's history!
Jackie : Right away, Santa!
Roseanne : Happy now, Jason?
[Jason nods]