Roseanne (TV Series)

Santa Claus (1991)

Ross Malinger: Sammy Miller

Quotes 

• Sammy Miller : [after Rosanne, dressed as Santa asks what he wants for Christmas]  A BB Gun!

  Roseanne : [sees Sammy's mother, Karen, shaking her head no]  Oh, sorry, Santa's fresh outta guns this year.

  Sammy Miller : Aww come on, Santa. See, I don't have a dad, and I need a gun to protect the house.

  Karen Miller : You do too have a dad, geez!

  Roseanne : Oh, you fibbed to Santa! You're getting clothes.

  Sammy Miller : Mom!

  Karen Miller : Well, Santa, he has been pretty good this year, so I think... a sled would be OK.

  Roseanne : [to Sammy]  Well, ok but listen, I know when you're asleep and I know when you're awake, see? You step out of line one more time, you're going to wake up Christmas Morning knee deep in sweaters!