Roseanne (TV Series)
Party Politics (1993)
Sara Gilbert: Darlene Conner
Quotes
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Darlene : [finds out DJ's skipped school to watch TV and eat chips] Mom and Dad are going to find out about this. Mom monitors the potato chips.
D.J. Conner : No way, I put them back in the cupboard and before Mom looks in there, I say 'Who ate all the chips?' Mom thinks Dad ate them, Dad thinks Mom ate them and then they get into a huge fight.
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Darlene : [on the phone with DJ's school after he skipped all week] Hello? Yes, this is Mrs. Conner. Yeah well DJ's been very sick, it's some kind of stomach bug, we all have it. Well I feel like I have to puke right now. No, it's a cordless, you can come along.
[school hangs up]