Roseanne (TV Series)
Of Ice and Men (1992)
Michael Fishman: D.J. Conner
Quotes
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Dan Conner : How about wrestling? You know, the old man was almost the state champ back in high school.
D.J. Conner : Were you ever in a cage match?
Dan Conner : Only with your mom.
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D.J. Conner : Hey, here's something cool, tap dancing.
Dan Conner : Hockey it is.
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Dan Conner : What happened to the friends you made playing soccer last year?
D.J. Conner : They wanted to shave my head and paint it black and white.
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Dan Conner : How about weight training?
D.J. Conner : What's that?
Dan Conner : That's where you lift weights.
D.J. Conner : Then what?
Dan Conner : Then you, you put 'em back down again.
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D.J. Conner : Mom, I'm gonna be a professional hockey player.
Roseanne Conner : Great. We'll save all that money on toothpaste.