- Darlene Conner: Can I have a dollar for a cherry guzzle?
- Roseanne: Didn't you bring money?
- Darlene Conner: Yeah but I'm not spending it on food.
- Roseanne: Well a cherry guzzle isn't food, it's toxic waste.
- Roseanne: Feel like a chili dog?
- Jackie Harris: Among other things. How bout you, Beck? You want a chili dog?
- Becky: No, I'm never eating again.
- Roseanne: Well you're still doing the dishes.
- D.J. Conner: Look what I got you, a shoe horn.
- Roseanne: Why don't you take it upstairs, wrap it and surprise me?
- D.J. Conner: Okay.