Quotes
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Mr. Evans : [asking Roseanne about Leon, during a lie-detector test for Rodbells] Have you seen him exhibit any unusual behavior?
Roseanne : Oh. I know what this is all about. You're trying to scrounge up some dirt on Leon just because he's gay! Well, I ought to call the ACLU, because this is totally un-American. And I'm not going to give you any help on your little witch-hunt, no crappy job is worth that!
[pause]
Roseanne : You did know he was gay, didn't ya?
Mr. Evans : No.
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Mr. Evans : [about Roseanne] To the best of your knowledge, is she on any medication?
Leon Carp : No... but I think she should be.
Mr. Evans : So you consider her a good employee?
Leon Carp : Well now, that's a poser.
Mr. Evans : Yes or no, Mr. Carp.
Leon Carp : Okay, yes.
[sparks fly out of the lie detector machine]
Leon Carp : I was afraid that would happen.