Quotes
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Darlene Conner : I need a guy's opinion about something.
Dan Conner : Okay, I'll be the guy.
Darlene Conner : Alright, uh, lets say that you were real good friends with this girl and you made a move on her and she turned you down.
Dan Conner : Why then I'd applaud her high moral standards.
Darlene Conner : That's a dad opinion. I need a guy opinion, an honest one.
Dan Conner : Then I'd run and tell all my buddies I scored.
