Roseanne (TV Series)

Homecoming (1993)

John Goodman: Dan Conner

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Quotes 

• Roseanne : [after Dan shows everybody a pair of her underwear from their first date]  Hey, wait a minute, those aren't even mine!

  Dan Conner : [changing the subject]  Rosie, let's go in the kitchen and get some snacks for everybody.

  Roseanne : [in the kitchen]  Dan, this better be YOUR underwear or you're in BIG trouble.

  Dan Conner : I stole them from my mom, please don't tell her!

  Roseanne : Dan, we didn't have sex until our second date! This totally ruins my reputation!