- D.J. Conner: Hey Dad, I got a great story, remember the time I saved your life?
- Dan Conner: D.J., you're *getting* the car!
- Roseanne Conner: Okay, it's my turn, I have something to tell you.
- Dan Conner: Okay.
- Roseanne Conner: For the first time...
- [voice breaking]
- Roseanne Conner: in 25 years, I felt totally helpless.
- Dan Conner: 25 years is a long time, kiddo.
- [hugs Roseanne]
- Dan Conner: [pleading with God] I don't want to leave them. She can't make it without me! It's not like I'm asking for money or the moon! Just a little more time... it's not that much.
- Roseanne Conner: [talking to God] Why of all times, at Darlene's wedding did this have to happen? I was totally counting on You and You let me down.
- [pause]
- Roseanne Conner: Although... I guess You weren't the one serving him all that junk, frying up greasy meat,
- [voice breaking]
- Roseanne Conner: bacon, and drinking all those beers on the couch and I was right there doing it with him! I could *see* there was a problem... so... I guess You're not to blame for this after all.
- Dan Conner: [dancing with Darlene from his hospital bed] Ready to dip?
- [leans the mattress back]
- Darlene Conner-Healy: Thanks, Dad, you're really light on your back.