Quotes
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Jackie Harris : [comes in through the front door] Roseanne, you all ready to go?
Roseanne Conner : [whining] I don't wa-haant to-o-o-o! I feel like a used piece of gum that somebody stuck under the table, just waiting for the excitement of drying up and hitting the floor.
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Roseanne Conner : I have reached an all-time low. I quit my job at Wellman, I didn't make it at phone sales, I get fired by some zit-faced brat at Chicken Devine. Now I am actually going in to apply for a job where in I make coffee, answer the phone, and sweep the floor.
Jackie Harris : Yes, but those are all things that you do very, very, well.
