Roseanne (TV Series)

Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore (1991)

Alicia Goranson: Becky Conner

Quotes 

• Roseanne Conner : [at the dinner table]  So Becky, somethin' wrong with your food?

  Becky Conner : Oh, you mean you hid some *food* under all this *slop*?

  Roseanne Conner : Hey, I stuck that in the microwave, pressed power, pressed time, pressed start, and this is the *thanks* I get?

  Becky Conner : Uck, God, nobody could eat this crud.

  Dan Conner : Hey, if you don't finish your crud, you're not going to get any crap for dessert.

• Becky Conner : That's right, the evil Mark with the fake ID. The one you don't want me to go out with.

  Roseanne Conner : The one you're not allowed to go out with, *Becky*.

  Becky Conner : Oh, is that so, *Roseanne*?

  Dan Conner : Hey! Her name is Mother.

• Becky Conner : [sees a man in Jackie's apartment]  Oh my God, you guys were just about to, like, do it. I'm real sorry, I'll wait out in the hall.

  [shuts the door] 

  Becky Conner : Call me when you're done.