Roseanne (TV Series)
Becky Doesn't Live Here Anymore (1991)
John Goodman: Dan Conner
Quotes
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Roseanne Conner : [at the dinner table] So Becky, somethin' wrong with your food?
Becky Conner : Oh, you mean you hid some *food* under all this *slop*?
Roseanne Conner : Hey, I stuck that in the microwave, pressed power, pressed time, pressed start, and this is the *thanks* I get?
Becky Conner : Uck, God, nobody could eat this crud.
Dan Conner : Hey, if you don't finish your crud, you're not going to get any crap for dessert.
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Dan Conner : [Roseanne and Jackie are standing outside the front door and overhear Dan and Becky shouting at each other. Dan storms out the front door, putting on his coat] This whole marriage, family thing has been a lot of fun, but I gotta go.
Roseanne Conner : [to Jackie] Damn, I lose more husbands that way.
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Becky Conner : That's right, the evil Mark with the fake ID. The one you don't want me to go out with.
Roseanne Conner : The one you're not allowed to go out with, *Becky*.
Becky Conner : Oh, is that so, *Roseanne*?
Dan Conner : Hey! Her name is Mother.