- Reginald 'Red' Forman: Kitty, my iPod's busted! I'm gonna shove my foot straight up Steve Jobs' ass!
- Kitty Forman: Oh, hush Red! I'm blogging!
- Reginald 'Red' Forman: In Korea, you could get a good 'blogging' for five American dollars!
- Kitty Forman: Oh, honey!
- [laughs]
- Fez: [phone rings] Kelso!
- Michael Kelso: Fez! I just took your picture with my phone! I just sent it to you!
- Fez: [checks phone] Oooh... what a sexy photo! It really captures my metrosexuality!
- Steven Hyde: Okay... who just text messaged me saying I'm a douchebag?
- Michael Kelso: *Burn!*
- J.J. McClure: Headless Ponch!
- Victor Prinzim: Headless Ponch!
- J.J. McClure: As the winner, you receive this gift basket, from Omaha Steaks!
- Victor Prinzim: Awesome! Wonderful!
- J.J. McClure: And a fifty dollar gift certificate, from Best Buy!
- Victor Prinzim: Best Buy! Woof!
- Officer Jon Baker: We're almost at the finish line, partner!
- [discovers that Ponch has been decapitated]
- Officer Jon Baker: Ohh...