Rex the Runt (TV Series)

The Trials of Wendy (1998)

Andrew Franks: Rex

Quotes 

• Rex : The events you are about to witness may disgust and apall you. We strongly urge young people and those of a weak character not to emulate these dramatised scenes of unspeakable wounding. It's not big, it's not clever and it's not legal. Oh, no.

• Rex : Your honour, we plead mitigating circumstances. Firstly, the weapon in question was a toy gun, using a cap strip and potato pellet hybrid. While we all abhore the use of such a replica as a plaything, it does not in itself constitute a danger to life. Secondly, Mr Vince is made of plastecine and can sustain no damage.