- Ophilia: Snogging? Is that the same thing as shagging?
- Nigel Bailey: Oh, um, no, no, not at all. I mean, i-if one was to continue to snog, i-i-it could *lead* to shagging, but, uh, snogging in and on itself is, uh, is somewhere above smooching yet not quite groping. But in any event, it's a long way from... bonking, which is, of course, very similar to, uh, sh-shagging.
- Sydney Fox: [lots of kids on campus are making out] Is it spring?
- Nigel Bailey: It does seem like love is in the air.
- Sydney Fox: Lust, Nigel. Big difference. Many people may think it's love, but it's a very rare occurrence these days.