- Marjee Sorelli: Okay, so he stands up to give me a hug, right, and I swear to God, he smelled like cat food but like he didn't even have any idea because he lost his sense of smell in a bike accident.
- Ginnie Sorelli: Well, didn't you notice this when he hit on you at the bar?
- Anne Sorelli: No, this wasn't the emotionally unavailable guy from the bar. This was the co-dependent, wrong number guy. Keep up.
- Ginnie Sorelli: Oh.
- Rose Sorelli: How come I always get to keep score?
- Ginnie Sorelli: Because you're the youngest.
- Ginnie Sorelli: No, it's because you're a goody-two-shoes and we know you're not gonna cheat.
- Rose Sorelli: I am NOT a goody-two-shoes.
- Anne Sorelli: Yeah, Rose can't help it if she's a goody-two-shoes.
- Marjee Sorelli: Hmmm, just like I can't help being shallow?
- Anne Sorelli: Oh my God! Are we back to this again? I never said that you were shallow.
- Marjee Sorelli: Oh right, you said my job was shallow. I'm sorry.
- Ginnie Sorelli: She did not say your job was shallow.
- Rose Sorelli: She said your job was inconsequential.
- Ginnie Sorelli: Thank you, Rose, that helps...
- Rose Sorelli: She's Dad's girlfriend. We have to try to like her. And, you know guys, she's actually not that bad.
- Anne Sorelli: Not that bad?
- Marjee Sorelli: Are you kidding? Everything with her is always SUPER!
- Anne Sorelli: Yeah, she's pathologically chipper.
- Marjee Sorelli: [as Renee] Marjee, your father took me to see Beauty and the Beast on Broadway. That gay fella who plays the clock? He is just SUPER!
- Ginnie Sorelli: Dad and Renee are getting married?
- Anne Sorelli: What are we gonna do?
- Rose Sorelli: There's nothing you can do.
- Anne Sorelli: No, for Dad. We have to DO something.
- Ginnie Sorelli: Well, we should, uh, have an engagement dinner.
- Marjee Sorelli: Or we can poison her.
- Anne Sorelli: We can poison her at the engagement dinner.
- Ginnie Sorelli: Well, either way, we have to make reservations.