Red Dwarf (TV Series)

Waiting for God (1988)

John Lenahan: Toaster

Quotes 

• Lister : They're just using religion as an excuse to be extremely crappy towards each other.

  Toaster : So, what else is new?

• Toaster : What's the point of buying a toaster with artificial intelligence if you don't like toast?

  Lister : I do like toast.

  Toaster : This is my job. This is cruel, just cruel.

  Lister : Look, I'm busy.

  Toaster : Oh, you're not busy eating toast are you?

• Toaster : I toast, therefore I am.