Red Dwarf (TV Series)

Waiting for God (1988)

Danny John-Jules: Cat

Quotes 

• Lister : I am your god.

  The Cat : Okay.

  [points at his bowl of Crispies] 

  The Cat : Turn this into a woman.

  Lister : I'm serious.

  The Cat : So am I.

• The Cat : If you're God, why that face?

  Lister : What's wrong with my face?

  The Cat : "What's wrong with your face"? It's upside down and inside out!

• The Cat : I'm smooth with a capital 'smoo'.