Red Dwarf (TV Series)

Stasis Leak (1988)

Mac McDonald: Captain Hollister

Quotes 

• Arnold Rimmer (alive) : On the morning of Febuary the 26th, at 0800 hrs, did engage in conversation with second technician Rimmer, Arnold J...

  Captain Frank Hollister : For crying out loud, Rimmer!

  Arnold Rimmer (alive) : - the outcome of which was a proposal by the aforementioned Lister to the aforementioned Rimmer to cook him breakfast.

  Captain Frank Hollister : Okay, I'm getting the picture.

  Arnold Rimmer (alive) : Breakfast comprised of two eggs, three rashers of bacon, a grilled tomato, two sausages, a small portion of fried potatoes... and a large quantity of _mushrooms_. Having consumed this repast, second technician Rimmer, Arnold J. experienced what can only be described as a voyage to trip-out city. To whit, a major hallucinogenic fit.

  Captain Frank Hollister : Lister, is this true?

  Lister : No, sir. I'm sure it was only one egg.

  Arnold Rimmer (alive) : The aforementioned Rimmer, to whit, me, then attended inspection parade. He was totally naked except for a pair of mock-leather driving gloves and some blue swimming goggles. Under the influence of this psychadelic breakfast he went on to attack two senior officers, believing them to be giraffes who were armed and dangerous.