Red Dwarf (TV Series)

Stasis Leak (1988)

Danny John-Jules: Cat

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Quotes 

• The Cat : [to Rimmer]  What *is* it?

  Rimmer : It's a rent in the space-time continuum.

  The Cat : [to Lister]  What *is* it?

  Lister : The stasis room freezes time, you know, makes time stand still. So whenever you have a leak, it must preserve whatever it's leaked into, and it's leaked into this room.

  The Cat : [to Rimmer]  What *is* it?

  Rimmer : It's singularity, a point in the Universe where the normal laws of space and time don't apply.

  The Cat : [to Lister]  What *is* it?

  Lister : It's a hole back into the past.

  The Cat : Oh, a magic door! Well, why didn't you say?

• The Cat : Wow! I've never been this close to women before. It makes me want to do something. But I don't know what it is. Whatever it is, I want to do a lot of it.

• Holly : I was in love once. A Sinclair ZX81. People said, no, Holly, she's not for you. She's cheap, she's stupid and she wouldn't load, well, not for me anyway.

  Lister : What are you trying to say, Hol?

  Holly : What I'm saying, Dave is, it's better to have loved and lost than to listen to an album by Olivia Newton-John.

  The Cat : Why's that?

  Holly : Anything's better than to listen to an album by Olivia Newton-John.