- Lister: Holly, we need your advice, mate. We've been cornered by a T-Rex that was formerly a sparrow, and the only thing that can turn it back into Woody Woodpecker is in its stomach. What's your take on the situation?
- Holly: What do you want? The long or the short version?
- Lister: Long.
- Holly: You're finished.
- [pause]
- The Cat: What's the short version?
- Holly: Bye.
- Lister: He is a good captain, though, Captain Hollister. Isn't he? On the ball; quick.
- [uses his hand to warn Rimmer that Hollister is behind him]
- Rimmer: [unaware that Hollister is behind him] Quick? The only time he's quick is when he's passing a salad bar.
- Lister: [still pointing Rimmer to Hollister] You admire him, though, do you?
- Rimmer: [still unaware of Hollister's presence] Admire him? A man who has his own cinema pick'n'mix factory in his quarters; a man who has a walk-in fridge; who lists as his hobbies chewing and swallowing?
- Lister: [pointing at Hollister in agony] You did tell me once before you do respect *him*, don't you?
- Rimmer: Respect him? A man whose family crest is made up of two cream buns and a profiterole; a man whose idea of a light snack... he's standing behind me, isn't he?
- Captain Hollister: Yes, he is.
- Rimmer: I dunno - you make a couple of tiny mistakes, give the captain a virus that eats all his hair off. Then you accidentally turn a sparrow into a dinosaur, and you NEVER hear the last of it!
- Kochanski: Kryten?
- Kryten: Yes, ma'am?
- Kochanski: How long in the normal space of things would it take for Pete to pass the Time Wand out of his system?
- Kryten: Strangely enough, ma'am, I don't have that information in my database. My programmers, for some insane reason, believed that dinosaur bowel movement frequency tables needn't be required. Imbeciles!
- Lister: We've gotta keep this dinosaur business quiet, or we're dead.
- Rimmer: Keep him quiet? He's rampaging around the food decks making more noise than two yodeling champions on honeymoon. Everyone on the ship would've heard him by now.
- Kryten: Sir, the crew are frozen; operating on a different time stream. Now if we can recapture the Time Wand and turn Pete back into a sparrow before the freeze expires, no-one would be any the wiser.
- The Cat: He's right. I just listened to everything he said, and I still ain't got a clue what's happening.
- Captain Hollister: If I ever, ever, EVER see you in this office again, you are finished... see ya in 10 minutes?