Red Dwarf (TV Series)
Pete: Part 2 (1999)
Chris Barrie: Rimmer
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Quotes
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Lister : He is a good captain, though, Captain Hollister. Isn't he? On the ball; quick.
[uses his hand to warn Rimmer that Hollister is behind him]
Rimmer : [unaware that Hollister is behind him] Quick? The only time he's quick is when he's passing a salad bar.
Lister : [still pointing Rimmer to Hollister] You admire him, though, do you?
Rimmer : [still unaware of Hollister's presence] Admire him? A man who has his own cinema pick'n'mix factory in his quarters; a man who has a walk-in fridge; who lists as his hobbies chewing and swallowing?
Lister : [pointing at Hollister in agony] You did tell me once before you do respect *him*, don't you?
Rimmer : Respect him? A man whose family crest is made up of two cream buns and a profiterole; a man whose idea of a light snack... he's standing behind me, isn't he?
Captain Hollister : Yes, he is.
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Rimmer : I dunno - you make a couple of tiny mistakes, give the captain a virus that eats all his hair off. Then you accidentally turn a sparrow into a dinosaur, and you NEVER hear the last of it!
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Lister : We've gotta keep this dinosaur business quiet, or we're dead.
Rimmer : Keep him quiet? He's rampaging around the food decks making more noise than two yodeling champions on honeymoon. Everyone on the ship would've heard him by now.
Kryten : Sir, the crew are frozen; operating on a different time stream. Now if we can recapture the Time Wand and turn Pete back into a sparrow before the freeze expires, no-one would be any the wiser.
The Cat : He's right. I just listened to everything he said, and I still ain't got a clue what's happening.
