Red Dwarf (TV Series)

Pete: Part 1 (1999)

Ian Masters: Birdman

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Quotes 

• Lister : Who are you? What's your name?

  Birdman : [holding his sparrow]  They call me Birdman.

  Lister : Oh, aye? Why's that?

  Rimmer : [sarcastically]  Because he really likes instant custard! Why do you think?

• Birdman : [introduces his sparrow to Lister and Rimmer]  This is Pete. He's nine years old, which in sparrow years is nine years old, so that makes him...

  [thinks] 

  Rimmer : Nine?

  Birdman : Nine, that's right! You've met him before, have you?