Red Dwarf (TV Series)
Pete: Part 1 (1999)
Craig Charles: Lister
Quotes
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Rimmer : Killcrazy's insane. He's always coming up with strange ideas. He reckons that if you go to the loo in a plane, it drops straight out. And that's why they don't let you go to the loo while the plane's still standing on the runway... for fear of skid starts.
Lister : He's probably right.
Rimmer : Course he isn't.
Lister : Why else wouldn't they let you go, then?
Rimmer : I don't know. They're probably helping you break up your journey. If they don't you go to the loo first off, you'll have nothing to do after you've eaten your cheese.
Lister : No, Killcrazy's probably right. That's why houses on the flight path are always so cheap.
Rimmer : 'Cos of all the flushing planes?
Lister : Yeah. Well, think about it. You can't sunbathe, you can't have a barbecue, and every time you go out, you have to have a washable hat and leg it to your car.
Rimmer : It's the noise. That's why houses on the flight path are always so cheap; 'cos of the noise.
Lister : The noise?
Rimmer : Yeah.
Lister : They're half a mile up. You'll never be able to hear people in the loo from that distance. Not unless you are like my Uncle Dan.