- Dave Lister: What, you absorb knowledge from every person you kill?
- Epideme: So, as you can appreciate, killing you ain't exactly a career highlight. No offense, but when you're a virus, there's not much call for knowing how to open a lager bottle with your ANUS!
- Dave Lister: I've been tongue-hockeyed to death! In 24 hours I'm gonna be deader than a Saturday night in Salt Lake City!