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Quotes
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Kryten : [Starbug has crashed underwater during Kryten's test] I suppose you're going to fail me for this.
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Kryten : We want to stay.
Lister : We can't stay. Look, I'm 25 now. In 10 years time I'll be 15! I'll have to go through puberty again, backwards!
The Cat : Imagine that. Your gajimbas will suddenly rise back into your body and the next thing you know, you're singing soprano in the school choir!
Lister : And worse than that, in 25 years I'll be a little sperm, swimming around in somebody's testicles! I mean, pardon me, but that's just not how I saw my future.
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Rimmer : I'm telling you, things are better this way. It's our universe that's the wrong way round.
Kryten : Take war. War is a wonderful thing here. In 50 years time, the Second World War will start, backwards!
The Cat : And that's a good thing?
Kryten : Millions of people will come to life. Hitler will retreat across Europe, liberate France and Poland, disband the Third Reich and bog off back to Austria.
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Kryten : There's no crime. The first night we were here, a mugger jumped us and forced £50 into my wallet at knifepoint!