- Brock Hart: [about Reba's threat to put a picture of him with "fuemanchops" in the newspaper] Go ahead and put that picture in the paper, 'cause I looked good sister.
- Brock Hart: You know what? It's not easy juggling two careers. I mean when I'm out on the golf course, I should be thinking about golf. Instead I'm worrying about whether I have fresh magazines in the waiting room.
- Reba: That's the point, Brock! Your head's in two places! Three if you count where I think it is.