Queer as Folk (TV Series)

Tweaked-Out, Fucked-Out Crystal Queen (2003)

Harris Allan: James 'Hunter' Montgomery

Quotes 

• [after they found out that Hunter fucked a cop they suspect of murder] 

  Michael : This guy could've killed you.

  James 'Hunter' Montgomery : They all could.

  Michael : Well, if you know that Then why do you do it?

  James 'Hunter' Montgomery : I have low self-esteem. I was sexualized at too early an age. It's exciting, fun and a great way to make non-reportable income.

  Michael : I would like an honest answer, smart-Ass.

  Brian Kinney : He just gave you one.

• [Hunter mistakes Justin for a hooker] 

  James 'Hunter' Montgomery : What are you bothering with that for? How much is he charging you?

  Brian Kinney : [looking over at Justin]  A hundred bucks?

  Justin Taylor : Mhm. He refuses to pay though.

  James 'Hunter' Montgomery : I don't blame him! I wouldn't give you 10 bucks!

  Brian Kinney : [pushing Hunter out the door]  Okay, I think it's time someone was tucked into bed! And not mine!

• [Michael, Ben and Hunter just spoke to a high-school principal about Hunter returning to school] 

  Professor Ben Bruckner : At least now we finally get to know all about you.

  Michael : Name?

  James 'Hunter' Montgomery : Hunter.

  Michael : Hunter what?

  James 'Hunter' Montgomery : Just hunter.

  Michael : You think you're an aging rock diva?

  James 'Hunter' Montgomery : Last names tend to get in the way of my work.

  Professor Ben Bruckner : Wait, from now on, the only work you're doing is homework. Out with it.

  James 'Hunter' Montgomery : James Hunter Montgomery.

  Michael : Nice to meet you, jimmy.

  James 'Hunter' Montgomery : Shut up.

  Professor Ben Bruckner : When were you born?

  James 'Hunter' Montgomery : I wasn't born. My mother was too drunk to give birth, So i was delivered, 16 glorious years ago last tuesday.

  Michael : Last tuesday? You had a birthday last week and you didn't tell us?

  Professor Ben Bruckner : We could've done something to celebrate.

  James 'Hunter' Montgomery : Like blow out a candle? I blew three tricks that day. Made 150 bucks. That's what I call celebrating.