- [in a hustler bar filled with older men]
- Justin: Look at all these old guys.
- Brian: Sad, isn't it?
- Justin: Yeah. Some of them are even older than you are. But I guess at their age if you want it, you gotta pay for it.
- Brian: Another reason to die young.
- Justin: Or to accept the fact that youth and beauty are fleeting. That time will inevitably leave its mark, and that we should accept our mortality with grace and dignity.
- [an old man makes eyes at Justin and winks at him. Justin looks faintly disturbed]
- Justin: Until then I could really clean up in this place.
- Justin: Must have been quite an elegant affair.
- Brian: A long night's journey into day. You should have been there.
- Justin: Uhh, yeah. I was helping Daphne study for midterms.
- Brian: Twenty of Pittsburgh's hottest, horniest hunks. And Debbie.
- Justin: Well, I know how much she wants to be a gay man, but is it wise to encourage her?