Queer as Folk (TV Series)

Accentuate the Positive (2002)

Scott Lowell: Ted Schmidt

Quotes 

• Ted : I took viagra last night. It's been 18 hours and it won't go down. What am I going to do?

  Emmett : Have you tried soaking it?

  Lindsay : How about a cold shower?

  Brian : How about scaring it?

  Justin : That's hiccups.

  Brian : Boo!

  Ted : Thank you all for caring.

  Melanie : What about something that would completely turn you off?

  Brian : That's a great idea, why don't you two show him your tits.

• Ted : Well, don't worry, God still loves you no matter what.

  Brian : Yeah. like I give a shit what God thinks about me. He'd better be worried what I think about him.

  Michael Novotny : How do you figure that?

  Brian : Well, in all this cold dead universe, we're the only ones who know he exists. Without us, he's nothing.