Queer as Folk (TV Series)

Daddy Dearest (Sonny Boy) (2001)

Scott Lowell: Ted Schmidt

Photos 

Quotes 

• Ted Schmidt : [talking about Cyber Sex]  Jesus, I think I did it with you, just last week.

  Emmett Honeycutt : Eww! How was I?"

• Ted Schmidt : Did you ever consider just telling him the truth?

  Emmett Honeycutt : What? That I'm a big, nelly bottom who wishes he were a beefy, brutal top... and never will be.

• Brian Kinney : Not even six months old, and my kid's already a drama queen.

  Ted Schmidt : Well, at least you know he's yours.

• Ted Schmidt : Then we'd better get busy. Right, Professor Higgins?

  Emmett Honeycutt : Right, Pickering! We'll turn you from a simple flower girl into a lady!

• Michael : David's throwing a diner party, us and two other couples, one of them are straight.

  Brian Kinney : He eats with straight people?

  Ted Schmidt : Ick. You never know where their hands have been.