Queer as Folk (TV Series)
Ted's Not Dead (2000)
Jack Wetherall: Vic Grassi
Quotes
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Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : I'm calling your mother. I'm taking you home.
Justin Taylor : I'm not going.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : You get my tits in a knot, sunshine, and you're gonna be in deep shit! Excuse me.
Vic Grassi : [Debbie walks away from the dining table. Justin sits down across from Vic.] What are you studying in school?
Justin Taylor : Huh?
Vic Grassi : It's called conversation.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : Ready?
Michael Novotny : I need to talk to Brian. I'll be there in a second.
[the others leave]
Michael Novotny : Do you have anything to say?
Brian Kinney : ... No.
Michael Novotny : Well, I do. You can fuck him at your place, you can fuck him in his gym class, you can fuck him at the zoo, but you cannot fuck him in my mother's house. In my room!
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : We're waiting.
Michael Novotny : Okay, I'm gonna go do this little job, then I'm gonna go see Ted at the hospital. You do whatever the fuck you want!
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Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : I've always said it isn't who you love; it's how you love. Genitalia is simply God's way of accessorizing.
Michael Novotny : [to Debbie] This is not about you and the Gay Mother of the Year award. This is about Brian's one-night stand.
Justin Taylor : Not just one.
Michael Novotny : Don't bet on it. And who here even cares?
Vic Grassi : I do.
Justin Taylor : My dad threatened to disown me. He called me a big queer.
Vic Grassi : He didn't hit you, did he?
Michael Novotny : Oh, come on, Uncle Vic. You're not gonna listen to this shit?
Justin Taylor : That's why I have to see Brian. He'll let me stay with him.
Michael Novotny : I don't think so.
Justin Taylor : Well, then... I'll go to New York. I'll become a hustler, and I'll sell my body to gross old homos.
Vic Grassi : I'll give you twenty bucks.
[Debbie hits Vic on his head.]
Vic Grassi : Save him the train fare!
Justin Taylor : I'm gonna throw up. I gotta vomit.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : Upstairs' bathroom. The one for guests and drama queens.
[Justin runs upstairs, while Vic and Michael laugh.]
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : It's not a joke, you know. Gay teens have a very high suicide rate.
Michael Novotny : Unfortunately, not this one.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : I'm calling his mother.
Michael Novotny : It's not our business.
Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny : He may be telling the truth. And even if he isn't, she's gonna be worried.
Vic Grassi : She's not worried. Now she knows: It's not drugs. It's not booze. He didn't buy an automatic weapon to take down to the Spanish club... It's just cock!