Queer as Folk (TV Series)
Surprise! (2001)
Hal Sparks: Michael Novotny
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Quotes
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Debbie Novotny : [after Michael has broken up with his chiropractor boyfriend] I just lost a potential son-in-law.
Michael : All you lost was free treatment for osteoporosis.
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Brian Kinney : Don't go yet, Mikey. You haven't even had your cake.
Michael : Fuck off.
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Ted : ...Listen, I know there's a part of us that thinks we don't deserve to be loved...
Michael : What are you talking about?
Ted : Le-let me finish... so we fall in love with someone we know we can't have and who's never gonna love us. And we fantasize about the day when all of the sudden he realizes and sees everything he's been missing, and all our dreams come true. Only, you know, that day never comes and before you know it, it's your 40th birthday, it's your 50th birthday and... and you're still alone. Don't let that happen to you Michael. Love someone for real. Someone who loves you.
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Michael : [to Debbie] Mom, David and I have nothing in common... except Pantene shampoo and conditioner in one.
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Dr. David Cameron : [answering the phone] Hello...? Hello...? Michael, I have caller I.D.
Michael : I must have pushed the wrong button.
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Michael : [at his surprise party] Who are all these people?
Brian Kinney : Well, if I invited just your friends, there'd be like six people here. I had to open it up to sex partners.
Michael : I haven't slept with any of these people.
Brian Kinney : My sex partners.
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Michael : [Talking about Justin] What is he doin' here?
Debbie Novotny : Isn't he adorable? The customers love him. His ass gets more compliments than the burgers.
Ted : At least his buns are fresh.
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Debbie Novotny : Michael Charles Novotny!
Vic Grassi : Oh, oh! Middle name! Look out!
Debbie Novotny : Do listen to me and listen carefully! Do not f*ck this up. Now, I want you to call David right now, and apologize for whatever it is that you did.
Michael : What makes you think I did anything!
Debbie Novotny : I'm your mother!
