Quantum Leap (TV Series)

Return of the Evil Leaper - October 8, 1956 (1993)

Dean Stockwell: Al

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• Al : I've had Dr. Beeks do a little computer research on you.

  Arnold : [looks at the handlink]  Is that Dr. Beeks?

  Al : No. Dr. Beeks is a person. She's a psychologist, she works here.

  Arnold : So that's a computer.

  Al : A terminal, yeah.

  Arnold : It's amazing. The computer at the college takes up rooms and rooms.

• Arnold : I'm talking about Michael of the Chi Kappas.

  Al : Don't worry about him. He's taken care of.

  Arnold : I believe you. You have the light of truth in your eyes.

  Al : My ex-wives'd never say that.

• Arnold : So you understand my mission?

  Al : Arnold, you're a college student! Your mission is to get good grades, uh, swallow a couple of goldfish, and figure out how much you can drink without blowing chunks.

  Arnold : What?

  Al : Without barfing.

• Jack : You know, Mike Hammond called me on the phone about ten minutes ago, and you know what he said? He said that they weren't sure that they wanted to pledge anyone with such a monumental jerk as a roommate.

  Sam : Why would you wanna pledge a fraternity that's full of idiots in the first place?

  Jack : Full of what?

  Al : You said the wrong thing, Sam. His dad was a Chi Kappa Delta idiot, and his granddad, and his great-granddad was a founding idiot.

• Al : Now what're you doing?

  Sam : Got work to do.

  Al : What are you doin' with that stupid hat on?

  Sam : My mission.

  Al : Your mission?

  Sam : Remember?

  Al : Mission? What about the odds?

  Sam : The Midnight Marauder scoffs at the odds!