Quantum Leap (TV Series)
Return of the Evil Leaper - October 8, 1956 (1993)
Neil Patrick Harris: Mike Hammond
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Quotes
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Dawn : I never met a real superhero before. Hi, I'm Dawn Taylor.
Sam : Hi, I'm... Arnold Watkins.
[they shake hands]
Dawn : Just how fast was that speeding car going?
Sam : Oh, it wasn't really going fast. I mean, when I got on it, it was standing.
[Dawn leaps out and Alia leaps in]
Sam : You okay?
Mike : She's fine, she's fine. Her only problem is she's smelling your dirty socks, Arnold.
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[the morning after "Arnold" enraged the Chi Kappas and Alia has discovered who he really is]
Mike : What's wrong with you?
Alia : Nothing.
Mike : Where'd you disappear to last night? I tried to call you.
Alia : I had a study date, or did you forget?
Mike : No, I didn't forget. But that was before your date tried to break up our initiation.
Alia : I know. I was there. It was hilarious watching you all plowing through the bushes looking for him, with Arnold safely curled up in my backseat.
[Mike grabs Alia]
Alia : Get your hands off me.
Mike : This is me, baby. Mike. Your guy.
Alia : My ex-guy.
Mike : Don't tell me you're hot for that wimp.
Alia : Oh, you'd be amazed, Mike. A man's performance on the basketball court has nothing to do with his performance in bed.
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Mike : Congratulations, stud.
Sam : What did I do now?
Mike : I don't know. I don't know, Arnold. Just what did you do?
Sam : Nothing.
Mike : Right.
Alia : Don't be so modest, Arnie.
Mike : Arnie?
Sam : Arnie?
Alia : I'm not ashamed of what we did.
Mike : Oh, that does it. I want you, dweebo, today at the quarry!
Sam : Just wait a minute...
Mike : And bring your wheels!
Sam : If you wanna commit suicide, that's your problem.
Alia : That's not what you said last night.
Sam : What?
Alia : You said that Mike and his friends were just playing a bunch of crazy kids' games, that they had no idea what real danger was like.
Mike : I'll show you danger. The quarry, an hour!
[Mike storms out of the library]
Sam : Dawn, what's going on?
[Sam grabs Alia, allowing the two leapers to see each others' true forms]
Sam : My god... Alia?
Alia : I don't have a choice, Sam.
