- Al: [singing, trying to remember the lyrics] All around the mulberry bush / Uh, the monkey chased the something / Monkey something on the ground / And something happened to the weasel.
- Bunny O'Hare: Aw, shoot, we woke her. Come here, precious.
- [Bunny reaches into the basket and pulls out baby Christie]
- Dr. Sam Beckett: Oh, boy!
- Bunny O'Hare: No, I told ya. It's a girl.
- Bunny O'Hare: Are you sure the doctor said to give the baby coffee?
- Dr. Sam Beckett: [as Buster] Oh, yeah. Uh-huh.
- Bunny O'Hare: Well, hell, why don't we just give her a cigarette and a shot of whiskey while we're at it!
- [after Bunny's talent show act ends, Al pops in behind the bar]
- Al: Uh, why is everyone applauding?
- [Sam chuckles]
- Al: Did I miss something?
- Dr. Sam Beckett: Bunny just stripped for gas money.
- Al: So, she stripped. What do you mean- she *stripped*? She stripped and I missed it? Sam, I'm supposed to be the observer on this project. I should've been here to observe it.
- Dr. Sam Beckett: Hey, uh, nice car you got.
- Leon: It's the third fastest car in town.
- Dr. Sam Beckett: Wanna sell it?
- Leon: Nah. I'm sorry. It's pretty special.
- Dr. Sam Beckett: I'll, uh, give you $200 for it.
- Leon: Nah. I can't sell it. My dad gave her to me for Christmas, and he's kind of sick right now.
- Dr. Sam Beckett: Two ten?
- Leon: Sold.