- Alan Davies: [after being told that Adam was forbidden to eat sheep, but Noah was allowed] That doesn't make any sense, because Adam, there would have probably been a lot of sheep. But Noah's down to the last two sheep, and God said, 'It's all right, if you fancy a kebab. have one on me'? And Noah said, 'I'm not going to eat the sheep, God, you're out of your mind!'
- Stephen Fry: Geneticists have established that every woman in the world shares a single female ancestor who lived 150,000 years ago - scientists do actually call her 'Eve.' And every man shares a single male ancestor, dubbed 'Adam.' It has also been established, however, that Adam was born 80,000 years after Eve, so the world before him was one of heavy to industrial-strength lesbianism, one assumes.
- Alan Davies: [re: what connects fennel to Italian homosexuals] Are there any Italian homosexuals in the room?
- Stephen Fry: My dressing room number is 315.