Quotes
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Alan Davies : [after being told that Adam was forbidden to eat sheep, but Noah was allowed] That doesn't make any sense, because Adam, there would have probably been a lot of sheep. But Noah's down to the last two sheep, and God said, 'It's all right, if you fancy a kebab. have one on me'? And Noah said, 'I'm not going to eat the sheep, God, you're out of your mind!'
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Alan Davies : [re: what connects fennel to Italian homosexuals] Are there any Italian homosexuals in the room?
Stephen Fry : My dressing room number is 315.