- Cherie Johnson: [to Weezie] I guess it's just kind of strange being named after a TV person.
- Weezie: Better than being named after a fruit!
- Penelope 'Punky' Brewster: [when she is dressed up Margaux] Hello, Madame Johnson.
- Betty Johnson: Hi, Punky.
- Penelope 'Punky' Brewster: How'd you know it was me?
- Betty Johnson: Well, it would take a lot more than a fancy dress and fancy talk to keep me from recognizing one of my favorite people! Besides, I'm the one who bought that wig!