The Professionals (TV Series)

Spy Probe (1982)

Barry Stanton: Ferris

Quotes 

• Ferris : Where are you taking me?

  Doyle : Don't worry... it's soundproof.

  Ferris : [to Cowley]  What does he mean 'soundproof'?

  George Cowley : [straight-faced]  He means... nobody will hear your screams.

  George Cowley : [to Doyle]  OK, get on with it.

  Ferris : What's he doing?

  George Cowley : Filling a bath... or, at least, half-filling it: we don't want to make a mess.

  [Doyle picks up the telephone] 

  Doyle : Send Sparks down with his box of tricks.

  Ferris : [terrified]  What are you going to do?

  [Doyle puts on industrial rubber gloves] 

  Doyle : Give you a bit of a shock. Might jog your memory.