Prisoner (TV Series)

Episode #7.14 (1985)

Pepe Trevor: Lexie Patterson

Quotes 

• Judy Bryant : [discussing Myra's forthcoming birthday]  All I know is that it's soon and it's the big one. Forty. No wonder she's hiding it.

  Marlene Warren : Forty! Jeeeez!

  Lexie Patterson : What's wrong with forty? Can't be that bad.

  Judy Bryant : Can't be that good either, and believe me, I oughta know!

  Marlene Warren : Jude, you don't look that old!

  Judy Bryant : I know, I look older, right?

  [she laughs] 

  Marlene Warren : [she laughs]  Yeah, sixty!

• Judy Bryant : Sheila, we like you very much, We do, we like you a lot. But you've got a problem and I think we should work this out.

  Sheila Brady : What do you mean?

  [as Judy is beating around the bush and Marlene is sitting with her hand over her face, Lexie speaks up] 

  Lexie Patterson : She means you stink!

• [Lexie and Marlene have just found Sheila in their cell checking out Lexie's tape collection. Lexie is less than pleased] 

  Lexie Patterson : You stupid bitch, keep your mitts off in future, okay?

  Marlene Warren : There's no need to be nasty about it.

  Sheila Brady : It's okay, Marlene. I'm sorry.

  [Sheila goes to leave] 

  Lexie Patterson : And while you're at it go take another shower. You pong worse than a camel driver's arm pit!

  [Sheila leaves, looking hurt] 

  Marlene Warren : What did you have to go and say that for?

  Lexie Patterson : Because it's true.

  Marlene Warren : Yesh, well she hates herself enough without you adding to it. If you weren't such a know-all you wouldn't think the worst of people.

  Lexie Patterson : Oh, talk about Warren in wonderland!

  Marlene Warren : Oh, that's right, now pick on me! I'm beginning to think it's easier being enemies with you than friends.