- [first lines]
- Wally Wallace: Well don't just stand there looking at me, why don't one of you throw a pot or something?
- Maxine Daniels: Oh, jeez, Wally, I'd rather grow it than throw it!
- [the bedtime bell goes as the women are watching TV]
- Lizzie Birdsworth: Oh bugger it! I wanted to watch that film, too.
- Brandy Carter: Never mind, Lizzie, too much television stifles the intellect anyway.
- Maxine Daniels: Aw, shut up, Brandy!
- Gerri Doogan: What are you doing here?
- Bea Smith: I was just about to ask you the same thing.
- Gerri Doogan: I forgot something.
- Bea Smith: Yeah, so did I; I forgot to teach you who calls the shots around here.
- Gerri Doogan: I wouldn't try it, Smith.
- Maxine Daniels: Well at least you could have got something out of Douglas before you gave that photo to the cops.
- Bea Smith: Look, Douglas is going down for a stretch, and that means he's gonna find out exactly what we've been going through for years, and that's better than money in the bank to me.
- Lizzie Birdsworth: Oh yeah. Gawd, I reckon I'd like to be a fly on the wall at Woodridge when they bring that old poofter in!
- [they all laugh when Pixie appears as they pass her cell]
- Pixie Mason: Hey, congratulate me, I think I've finally done it.
- Bea Smith: What have you done now?
- Pixie Mason: I made a pass at Mr Wallace.
- Bea Smith: You what?
- Maxine Daniels: You *are* off your rocker!
- Pixie Mason: Of course, that's why I did it! Mrs Reynolds will think I'm madder than a hatter!