- Ted Douglas: [about Bea] She's gonna laugh on the other side of her face by the time I finish with her...
- Pixie Mason: You know, I think the next time I get married I'll have a baby.
- Lizzie Birdsworth: One thing's for certain, it'll have plenty of dads!
- [last lines]
- Thug: Alright lady, you've got the negatives and we want 'em, so hand 'em over and we'll leave.