- [first lines]
- Paul Reynolds: Are you sure it's him, mum?
- Ann Reynolds: Oh yes, definitely. I've looked across the desk at him often enough.
- Wally Wallace: Y'know there's probably a perfectly simple explanation why they're standing there, but I'm damned if I know what it is.
- Bea Smith: [on Ted Douglas] He's always coming in here dishing it out, let's see if he can take it for a change. About time he started doing us a few favours.
- Maxine Daniels: Y'know, I think I can smell blackmail in the air.
- Bea Smith: Yeah, it's a new perfume I'm wearing.
- Lizzie Birdsworth: Hey, but listen, Bea, How you gonna get to talk to him?
- Bea Smith: Have to phone him, wont I.
- Phyllis Hunt: Yeah, sure, ask the Freak, she'll give you his phone number!
- Bea Smith: Oh I'll get his number alright.
- Colleen Powell: Mason, get your clothes on.
- Pixie Mason: Well that's just it, Mrs Powell, you see... I don't think denim is quite me, so I'll wear my own clothes if you don't mind.
- Colleen Powell: Mason, You see this piece of paper here?
- Pixie Mason: Mhmm.
- Colleen Powell: Good. Now this says you are going to spend the next five years in here with us, unless of course you get your remission, but somehow I don't think you will. Now it is quite a privelege to stay here: you get food, you get your lodging, and what's even more fun, you get to follow regulations, which state that you will wear prison uniform for the term of your conviction. So... put your clothes on.
- Pixie Mason: Um... you haven't got anything in pink, have you?
- [Colleen looks unamused]
- Pixie Mason: Never mind. Pink can be a little severe at times, can't it?
- Roxanne Bradshaw: [on the phone] G'day, gorgeous, how you going?
- Ted Douglas: Who's this?
- Roxanne Bradshaw: Just thought I'd ring and say hello. Missed you.
- Ted Douglas: I'm sorry, but I think you've got the wrong number.
- Roxanne Bradshaw: No, I haven't, Ted.
- Ted Douglas: Who are you?
- Roxanne Bradshaw: Just a friend. I've got a message for you from Bea Smith. She said to tell you that the ladies all love the photo.
- Lizzie Birdsworth: Sorry to hear your bad news, love. So they wouldn't believe you were off your rocker, eh?
- Pixie Mason: No. I don't know what went wrong, I was really very good. They gave me five years all the same.
- Lizzie Birdsworth: Buggers. That's what I call a real shame. And all because you like getting hitched. It's not right I say.
- Pixie Mason: Looks like I wont be doing that for a while yet anyway.